{"id":2222,"date":"2020-12-14T02:35:02","date_gmt":"2020-12-14T09:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2222"},"modified":"2021-03-20T02:04:03","modified_gmt":"2021-03-20T09:04:03","slug":"freeing-the-squeaker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2222","title":{"rendered":"Freeing the squeaker"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My dog&#8217;s favorite toy was this crinkly squeaking Dunkin&#8217; Donuts coffee cup that the boys&#8217; aunt sent us. And ginger absolutely loved it. <\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-50.jpg\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2355\" width=\"360\" height=\"284\" alt=\"Dunkin' coffee\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>But this weekend, well she finally achieved her goal in destroying it, freeing the trapped squeaker inside.<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/img_8874.mov\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what we are going to do now, I can&#8217;t seem to easily find a replacement. But I will keep looking. I will find her a new dunks cup. I will pay the internet whatever it asks. <\/p>\n\n\n<p>Because I love this dog. I love her and she rules my life and it was her favorite toy and I must replace it. <\/p>\n\n\n<p>Who is this person I&#8217;ve become? I allow things I never would have imagined, things I never put up with or accepted from other people&#8217;s dogs. <\/p>\n\n\n<p>But that&#8217;s just because no greater dog than ginger has ever existed. this is simple fact. <\/p>\n\n\n<p>Do you want to know some of the things I do? I let her eat food off my fork and then I continue eating WITH THE SAME FORK. I don&#8217;t even care. I let her go anywhere she wants, all over the furniture and the bed, spreading her adorable perfect amazing dog hair everywhere. I buy the most ridiculous food for her and prepare it like she&#8217;s the queen of england. I SAVED HER PUPPY TEETH. <\/p>\n\n\n<p>This is ginger&#8217;s world now, I just live in it.<\/p>\n\n\n<p>In other non-dog news, we found and cut our own Christmas tree this year. The first time I&#8217;ve ever done it. Contrary to what hallmark Christmas movies have taught me, I did not meet my one true Christmas love. but it was fun all the same and I thoroughly enjoyed it.<\/p>\n\n\n<p>Although I did feel a little bad killing a tree, cutting its majestic life short, just for me to decorate and enjoy for a few weeks in my stupid apartment. Like eating meat, it&#8217;s easier to forget the truth of what you&#8217;re doing when it comes to you in a far-removed, neatly packaged consumer product.<\/p>\n\n\n<p>Just to bring it back to ginger, though (like all things in my life now)&#8230; she had a grand old time out there in the woods, running around and sniffing every tiny little thing, chewing sticks, chasing the boys, romping through the snow, playing with pine cones.<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/img_8898.png\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2221\" width=\"270\" height=\"584\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>I finally got something right! I really wanted to put a little joy into 2020 by building some nice memories, something sweet we could bring out of this rotten year. And it worked. It worked! 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