{"id":22,"date":"2004-02-05T17:04:43","date_gmt":"2004-02-06T01:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=22"},"modified":"2004-02-05T17:04:43","modified_gmt":"2004-02-06T01:04:43","slug":"happy-birthdays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"HAPPY BIRTHDAYS!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, loafe would like to honor the two swell-est gals this side of the galaxy, Theresa and Marianne.<\/p>\n<p>It is their birthdays today. Their 30th birthdays. Their scary awful depressing 30th birthdays. I feel both sad and elated. Sad for them and elated that it isn&#038;#146t me.<\/p>\n<p>No, no I kid!<\/p>\n<p>I hope they both have really good days and that neither one is too upset about it. I wish I could with them both and I am in spirit. My poor girls. My poor old girls.<\/p>\n<p>So a toast, everyone, to Marianne and Theresa and the beginning of the end!!<\/p>\n<p>HAPPY BIRTHDAYS!! I&#038;#146ll love you guys forever!<\/p>\n<p>I thought about making my page entirely black today for them, in mourning, but then I decided to hold off until MY 30th birthday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, loafe would like to honor the two swell-est gals this side of the galaxy, Theresa and Marianne. It is their birthdays today. Their 30th birthdays. Their scary awful depressing&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}