{"id":206,"date":"2005-05-10T02:21:03","date_gmt":"2005-05-10T10:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=206"},"modified":"2005-05-10T02:21:32","modified_gmt":"2005-05-10T10:21:32","slug":"ry-pics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=206","title":{"rendered":"Ry pics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/homepage.mac.com\/christajm\/PhotoAlbum5.html\">Fresh pics<\/a> of the little guy.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes, I think <i>oh god I&#8217;ve become one of those mothers who talk endlessly about their children and show pictures at every possible opportunity.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>And then I think <i>Ryland is too fantastic not to share.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>And then I think <i>he&#8217;s just another baby in a long line of babies and I&#8217;m just another mother in a long line of mothers. big whoop.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>and then I think <i>jeez, how depressing. we&#8217;re not special. no one is special. nothing is unique or different, we&#8217;re all just the same stupid animals doing the same stupid things over and over again with little meaning or purpose.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>and then I think <i>ooh it would be fun to ride on a helicopter.<\/i> (cause a helicopter is flying around our neighborhood right this very second, probably looking for criminals, as I live in a bit of a shady area (shady as in criminal, not trees))<\/p>\n<p>and then I think <i>you&#8217;d probably be too fat for a helicopter, go on a diet you tub of lard, take a walk, lift some weights do something, JEEZ ALREADY.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>and then I think <i>time for bed, cjm.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fresh pics of the little guy. Sometimes, I think oh god I&#8217;ve become one of those mothers who talk endlessly about their children and show pictures at every possible opportunity.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}