{"id":2037,"date":"2020-07-20T19:04:45","date_gmt":"2020-07-21T02:04:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2037"},"modified":"2021-01-19T01:45:00","modified_gmt":"2021-01-19T08:45:00","slug":"watch-for-my-ghost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2037","title":{"rendered":"Watch for my ghost"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Like a fool, I went to my gym. Now my throat feels scratchy. No temp, despite me taking it every eight minutes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So basically, I\u2019ll be dead soon. I plan on haunting the fuck out of everyone I know, so be prepared. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"767\" height=\"959\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-30.jpg\" alt=\"Baby birds nest\" class=\"wp-image-2294\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-30.jpg 767w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-30-480x600.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-30-120x150.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 100vw, 767px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Let us never forget my precious baby birds.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>xoxo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like a fool, I went to my gym. Now my throat feels scratchy. No temp, despite me taking it every eight minutes. So basically, I\u2019ll be dead soon. I plan&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2037"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2295,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2037\/revisions\/2295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}