{"id":203,"date":"2005-05-03T20:55:11","date_gmt":"2005-05-04T04:55:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=203"},"modified":"2005-05-03T20:55:57","modified_gmt":"2005-05-04T04:55:57","slug":"robots-robots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=203","title":{"rendered":"robots robots bleep blip beepo."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve decided to start collecting robots. particularly tin robots and wind-up robots.<\/p>\n<p>There are two that I am very desperate for and I can&#8217;t find them and it&#8217;s driving me CRAZY. I am sure someone somewhere in this world has these robots and wants to sell them to me. Stupid internet, what good are you if you can&#8217;t give me what I need?<\/p>\n<p>I originally saw them in the Baby Einstein DVD <i>Baby Galileo<\/i>. I must have them or else my life is worthless.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/smallyellow.jpg\"\/><br \/>\nWind-up Robots (Round head) by Club Earth<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/smallblue.jpg\"\/><br \/>\nWind-up Robots (Square head) by Club Earth<\/p>\n<p>are they not the cutest best robots to walk the whole wide earth?<\/p>\n<p>god I love robots.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve decided to start collecting robots. particularly tin robots and wind-up robots. There are two that I am very desperate for and I can&#8217;t find them and it&#8217;s driving me&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}