{"id":196,"date":"2005-04-18T23:39:38","date_gmt":"2005-04-19T07:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=196"},"modified":"2008-08-25T22:28:12","modified_gmt":"2008-08-26T02:28:12","slug":"ry-time-also-i-talk-about-my-period","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=196","title":{"rendered":"Ry time! Also, I talk about my period…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve got some new photos of Ryland up and of course they are crazy cute.
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It had to happen. Sooner or later it had to happen. And for me, it was April 6th, 2005. I am talking of course about menstruation. Since November of 2003, I’ve been rag-free. That’s a long time, my friends. I’ve tasted freedom and I liked it.<\/p>\n

Now I’ve got to join the stupid world of the bleeding vaginas again and I’m not happy about it. sigh. I enjoyed not buying tampons or ruining underwear or dealing with cramps and avoiding that overall general sense of blahness every month.<\/p>\n

But I’m nothing if not a silver-lining kind of girl. I was worried as all hell that I would have to start buying the super big, crazy absorbency tampons just to keep them in (because I’ve heard from other mothers about how after giving birth, some women can’t even USE tampons anymore. Funny how pushing frighteningly large objects through that teeny tiny vagina area stretches things out a bit) but the regular size that I used pre-pregnancy was all I needed. I filled them up a bit quicker, but the fit was fine. In fact, the super big ones were too big. Whew. I don’t know why this makes me feel better, but it does and I’ll take every little bit I can get.<\/p>\n

I think I’m going to ask my iMac to marry me. He’s the prettiest boy I’ve ever dated. Okay, I know that my computer isn’t a boy and I know that we’re not dating, but I have dreams too you know and if a man can marry another man and a woman can marry another woman, then why can’t I marry my computer? why?<\/p>\n

why?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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