{"id":1959,"date":"2020-04-25T01:51:22","date_gmt":"2020-04-25T08:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1959"},"modified":"2021-01-19T01:59:45","modified_gmt":"2021-01-19T08:59:45","slug":"two-trees-walked-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1959","title":{"rendered":"Two trees walked into a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I need to come up with an ending still. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So how do you wear a mask again? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-3 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-47.jpg\" data-id=\"2323\" class=\"wp-image-2323\"\/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-44.jpg\" data-id=\"2319\" class=\"wp-image-2319\"\/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-48.jpg\" data-id=\"2324\" class=\"wp-image-2324\"\/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1007\" height=\"1073\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-46.jpg\" data-id=\"2321\" class=\"wp-image-2321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-46.jpg 1007w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-46-563x600.jpg 563w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-46-141x150.jpg 141w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-46-768x818.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1007px) 100vw, 1007px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Okay that last one isn\u2019t a mask but I was a super cute little blonde girl and we shouldn\u2019t ever forget it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Man those were the days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need to come up with an ending still. So how do you wear a mask again? Okay that last one isn\u2019t a mask but I was a super cute&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1959"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2325,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1959\/revisions\/2325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}