{"id":1949,"date":"2020-04-16T13:47:26","date_gmt":"2020-04-16T20:47:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1949"},"modified":"2021-01-19T02:11:33","modified_gmt":"2021-01-19T09:11:33","slug":"lousy-snow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1949","title":{"rendered":"Lousy snow"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I think it\u2019s just really rude for it to snow like this during a pandemic. I mean honestly mother nature. READ THE ROOM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We forgot to put the bikes back in storage and now they\u2019re going to be ruined. RUINED <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"886\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-49.jpg\" alt=\"Snowy bikes\" class=\"wp-image-2326\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-49.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-49-520x600.jpg 520w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-49-130x150.jpg 130w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I am weak. I am out of breath. I have sea change stuck in my head. I had nice dreams last night, still virus related but nice ones. I\u2019m lonely marge so lonely. SO LONELY. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think it\u2019s just really rude for it to snow like this during a pandemic. I mean honestly mother nature. READ THE ROOM. We forgot to put the bikes back&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1949"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2327,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949\/revisions\/2327"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}