{"id":192,"date":"2005-03-25T12:37:59","date_gmt":"2005-03-25T20:37:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=192"},"modified":"2005-03-25T12:39:05","modified_gmt":"2005-03-25T20:39:05","slug":"yay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=192","title":{"rendered":"yay!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After two days of no cable\/internet connection, Mr Cable Man finally came and fixed everything.<\/p>\n<p>Going for two entire days without TV or internet is not something I recommend.<\/p>\n<p>you know what broke it? The stupid Mexicans next door. OF COURSE.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>So, I&#8217;m leaving in a few days and I won&#8217;t be back for two weeks. And while I am glad to be leaving, I am worried about what Gordon will do while I&#8217;m gone. Regardless of whether or not he actually does &#8220;bad&#8221; things, the issue here is that I don&#8217;t trust him. I am EXPECTING him to do bad things. This gets to the root of our problem. No matter what he does or doesn&#8217;t do, I don&#8217;t trust him. He can behave like a frigging saint or he can have drug-riddled orgies here and my suspicions and doubts remain the same. Part of me thinks I should lock up everything valuable or send it off to someone&#8217;s house while till I get back.<\/p>\n<p>But I am excited to leave. I get to visit my sister and I get to see my nephew and my friend Gina is coming to visit me and it should be a lot of fun. I haven&#8217;t seen Gina in&#8230;over five years! Hmm, I think I already mentioned this. But I am super glad.<\/p>\n<p>Blah blah, I don&#8217;t have much to say.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s really depressing when someone says &#8220;You used to be really cute&#8221; meaning <i>when you were thinner<\/i>. someone please kill me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After two days of no cable\/internet connection, Mr Cable Man finally came and fixed everything. Going for two entire days without TV or internet is not something I recommend. you&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}