{"id":1886,"date":"2020-02-17T14:40:58","date_gmt":"2020-02-17T21:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1886"},"modified":"2020-02-17T14:41:00","modified_gmt":"2020-02-17T21:41:00","slug":"when-empires-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1886","title":{"rendered":"When empires fall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am pretty sure it is for one reason and one reason alone: dinner.<\/p>\n<p>Always with the dinner. \u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner mom\u201d over and over, on repeat, until you die. Until the world collapses. Until civilization crumbles. Until the empire has fallen. And even then, I\u2019m sure it still goes on, the dinner question.<\/p>\n<p>When they aren\u2019t asking about it, you\u2019re still thinking about it. Planning it. Buying for it. Making it. Eating it. Cleaning up after it. Every day it\u2019s fucking dinner and I am losing my goddamn mind. once my kids are gone, I may never eat another dinner again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am pretty sure it is for one reason and one reason alone: dinner. Always with the dinner. \u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner mom\u201d over and over, on repeat, until you die.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1886"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1887,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886\/revisions\/1887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}