{"id":1851,"date":"2020-01-16T03:59:38","date_gmt":"2020-01-16T08:59:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1851"},"modified":"2020-01-16T04:01:23","modified_gmt":"2020-01-16T09:01:23","slug":"what-in-the-actual-f","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1851","title":{"rendered":"What in the actual f"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So Lev drops a shit ton of completely gonzo documents &amp; records and CNN decides their above the fold story will be&#8230; \u201clisten in as our mics picked up their awkward post debate exchange! They thought no one could hear, but we sure could!\u201d Like they\u2019re 1982 Tiger Beat and not a professional news organization. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"441\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/img_3776.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1850\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/img_3776.jpg 441w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/img_3776-221x300.jpg 221w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/img_3776-110x150.jpg 110w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 441px) 100vw, 441px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Once I get the Feb issue out the door maybe I\u2019ll make my own tiger beat cover, using the ridiculous CNN ledes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or maybe not. I\u2019m pretty busy you know. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Lev drops a shit ton of completely gonzo documents &amp; records and CNN decides their above the fold story will be&#8230; \u201clisten in as our mics picked up their&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,88,31],"tags":[63],"class_list":["post-1851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-are-you-fucking-kidding-me","category-flames-on-the-side-of-my-face","category-wednesday-bitchery","tag-fuck-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1852,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851\/revisions\/1852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}