{"id":1718,"date":"2014-01-29T00:52:47","date_gmt":"2014-01-29T05:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1718"},"modified":"2014-01-29T00:53:52","modified_gmt":"2014-01-29T05:53:52","slug":"somethings-like-crossed-over-in-me-and-i-cant-go-back-i-mean-i-just-couldnt-live","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1718","title":{"rendered":"something&#8217;s crossed over in me &#038; I can&#8217;t go back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ryland was trying to tickle me under my neck and he asks me why my neck feels so wrinkled and I told him it&#8217;s just what happens when a person gets older, then I hugged and kissed him good night, closed his door, put on my jacket, got into my car, and drove it off a cliff, Thelma and Louise style, and now I am dead. Only in my case, unlike in Thelma and Louise, I was alone, the cops weren&#8217;t chasing me, it wasn&#8217;t a cool Thunderbird convertible but a Kia, and the song playing was something by Kesha not an instrumental by hans zimmer.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QmCH7ENG-vE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Life is meaningless and we are all just a masquerade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ryland was trying to tickle me under my neck and he asks me why my neck feels so wrinkled and I told him it&#8217;s just what happens when a person&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1718"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1719,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718\/revisions\/1719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}