{"id":166,"date":"2005-02-03T00:06:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-03T08:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=166"},"modified":"2005-02-03T00:06:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-03T08:06:00","slug":"funny-and-not-so-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=166","title":{"rendered":"funny. and not so funny."},"content":{"rendered":"

I like the new approach comment spammers are taking. The most recent comment said: I really appreciate blogs like this one becuase it is insightful and helps me communicate with others. thanks.also, that guy billyz, I really need to talk to you about that cure you mentioned.<\/b><\/p>\n

Oh comment spammers, you sure know your way to a girl&#146s heart. Through generic and random flattery directed at no one and everyone. And of course the old standby, poor grammar and spelling. I&#146m all a-flutter now.<\/p>\n

Ryland is waking up every 2 hours during the night. I can&#146t figure out why and I&#146ve tried a million different things (except for the cry-it-out method, which I refuse to do), including some of the suggestions given to me here on loafe. Nothing works. I am trying so very hard to be patient and wait it out, because eventually this has to change. It can&#146t last forever, can it? CAN IT?<\/p>\n

At least I can look forward to death.<\/p>\n

I have nothing but pure hatred for every mother who tells me about how her perfect frigging baby sleeps 8 or 9 or 10 hours at night, without so much as a peep. I hate these people and I know I can&#146t light them on fire or throw stones at them or make them explode with just my eyes. But inside I burn. My only solace? Knowing they&#146ll pay. Oh yes, how they&#146ll pay. Their sweet sleeping little babies will make them pay, maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, but someday. They&#146ll get their due and I&#146ll get my justice.<\/p>\n

someday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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