{"id":1654,"date":"2010-04-15T22:34:06","date_gmt":"2010-04-16T03:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1654"},"modified":"2011-01-26T23:50:25","modified_gmt":"2011-01-27T04:50:25","slug":"spelling-dialysis-is-a-pain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1654","title":{"rendered":"Spelling dialysis is a pain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Way harder than having to do dialysis. Spelling it or having to sit there while some machine filters my blood for me? EASY CHOICE.  <\/p>\n<p>My motherdotcom starts dialysis monday. 3x week, four hours a pop. For the rest of ever. <\/p>\n<p>It makes me really fucking depressed. Where are my cupcakes. <\/p>\n<p>Cupcakes is code for cookies. <\/p>\n<p>Cookies is code for pharmaceuticals. <\/p>\n<p>I need a new scrip for cookies yo.<\/p>\n<p>Actually cupcakes will be fine. Buttercream frosting please. And an eegees slush. Pi\u00f1a colada. Thanks. <\/p>\n<p>And some drugs. <\/p>\n<p>Thanks. If you do this for me<br \/>\nJesus I will say nice things about you.   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Way harder than having to do dialysis. Spelling it or having to sit there while some machine filters my blood for me? EASY CHOICE. My motherdotcom starts dialysis monday. 3x&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[111],"class_list":["post-1654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-dialysis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1654"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1667,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654\/revisions\/1667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}