{"id":1651,"date":"2010-03-30T23:52:44","date_gmt":"2010-03-31T04:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1651"},"modified":"2010-03-30T23:55:26","modified_gmt":"2010-03-31T04:55:26","slug":"so-youre-telling-me-they-broadcast-commercials-into-peoples-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1651","title":{"rendered":"so you&#8217;re telling me they broadcast commercials into people&#8217;s dreams?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream last night that I got nine (9!) new follower requests on twitter. The sad part is that I was very excited, I was very excited that 9 people wanted to follow me. nine whole entire people. I dreamed about twitter and I dreamed that I was happy to be getting nine followers.<\/p>\n<p>sigh. I am the most boring person to ever live.<\/p>\n<p>I saw the futurama last night when they talk about commercials being in dreams.<br \/>\n<object width=\"512\" height=\"296 \"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/embed\/iXDCceOuuUtVnFuo8ttNDg\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/embed\/iXDCceOuuUtVnFuo8ttNDg\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowFullScreen=\"true\"  width=\"512\" height=\"296\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Leela: &#8220;Didn&#8217;t you have ads in the 20th century?&#8221;<br \/>\nFry: &#8220;Well sure, but not in our dreams! Only on tv and radio&#8230;and in magazines&#8230;and movies. And at ball games, on buses, and milk cartons, and t-shirts, and bananas, and written on the sky. But not in dreams! No sirree.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream last night that I got nine (9!) new follower requests on twitter. The sad part is that I was very excited, I was very excited that&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[109,104,106,105,108,107],"class_list":["post-1651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-boring","tag-commercials","tag-fry","tag-futurama","tag-saddest-life-ever","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1651"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1651\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}