{"id":1630,"date":"2010-01-27T22:40:47","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T03:40:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1630"},"modified":"2010-01-27T22:40:47","modified_gmt":"2010-01-28T03:40:47","slug":"oh-my-sweet-caroline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1630","title":{"rendered":"Oh my sweet caroline."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m watching the &#8220;republican response&#8221; to the state of the union address. who picked this Virginia guy? and why did everyone laugh when he said &#8220;facebook and twitter&#8221;? People are so annoying.<\/p>\n<p>And this guy is a tool. I want to punch him in his doughy white face. I like that they have a black lady there in the background and the asian dude too. &#8220;we&#8217;re diverse! see?? she&#8217;s black! he&#8217;s asian! they are on stage with me!!&#8221; oohh, and when talking about education for everyone not based on zip code and the camera cuts to a black kid&#8211;haha so awesome. his entire &#8220;response&#8221; is exactly what Obama called an end to: soundbites and playground namecalling. good work, repubs. good work.  <\/p>\n<p>who the fuck is this guy? seriously? this is who you pick to &#8220;respond&#8221;? for reals? and bringing up Scott Brown? tool tool tool.<\/p>\n<p>say something about the damn state of the union not your dumb lame boring rote talking points. <\/p>\n<p>oohhh I loved the reaction shot of all the military guys when obama said he was gonna repeal the don&#8217;t ask don&#8217;t tell policy this year. it made me supremely happy.  <\/p>\n<p>I love you Obama. always and forever. <\/p>\n<p>also I feel the desire to punch pelosi in the face. I don&#8217;t know why, her constant blinking that smug grin I don&#8217;t know I just wanna punch her sometimes. <\/p>\n<p>all night long I was making fun of everyone standing up every three seconds to clap. it drives me mental. stop standing and stop clapping. it&#8217;s okay to just sit quietly and respectfully listen. you&#8217;re gonna break your old brittle bones, people. just sit down already.    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m watching the &#8220;republican response&#8221; to the state of the union address. who picked this Virginia guy? and why did everyone laugh when he said &#8220;facebook and twitter&#8221;? People are&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,12,88,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-are-you-fucking-kidding-me","category-awesome-dude","category-flames-on-the-side-of-my-face","category-wednesday-bitchery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}