{"id":1611,"date":"2009-12-06T00:50:11","date_gmt":"2009-12-06T05:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1611"},"modified":"2009-12-06T01:09:52","modified_gmt":"2009-12-06T06:09:52","slug":"12-men-of-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1611","title":{"rendered":"12 Men of Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_1613\" style=\"width: 260px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1613\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/LWnotfat.jpg\" alt=\"Luke Wilson not fat.\" title=\"LWnotfat\" width=\"250\" height=\"353\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1613\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/LWnotfat.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/LWnotfat-212x300.jpg 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1613\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Luke Wilson before AT&amp;T. Not fat.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1612\" style=\"width: 231px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1612\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/LWfat.jpg\" alt=\"Luke Wilson fat\" title=\"LWfat\" width=\"221\" height=\"298\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1612\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1612\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Luke Wilson after AT&amp;T. Conclusion: AT&amp;T makes you fat.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Luke Wilson&#8217;s looking awfully pudgy and pasty in these new AT&#038;T commercials he&#8217;s shilling for, and my question is: why aren&#8217;t people harassing him all over the streets and fields for his weight gain? If he was a lady, he&#8217;d be skewered. this world is a lousy schmuck.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve really been enjoying words with &#8220;k&#8221; in them. The k is so underrated.<\/p>\n<p>In other entertainment news, it&#8217;s just been announced: the Black Eyed Peas are performing at the grand opening celebration of Panera Bread in Raynham, MA, followed by a performance at The Silver Side Galleria in Taunton, and then capping the night with an appearance at Rebecca Finkelstein&#8217;s bat mitzvah in Mansfield.<\/p>\n<p>Those guys are sure busy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Luke Wilson&#8217;s looking awfully pudgy and pasty in these new AT&#038;T commercials he&#8217;s shilling for, and my question is: why aren&#8217;t people harassing him all over the streets and fields&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[96],"class_list":["post-1611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-black-eyed-peas-will-go-anywhere-for-any-amount-of-money"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}