{"id":16,"date":"2004-01-19T14:50:04","date_gmt":"2004-01-19T22:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=16"},"modified":"2004-01-19T14:50:04","modified_gmt":"2004-01-19T22:50:04","slug":"christmas-is-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"Christmas is Over."},"content":{"rendered":"

It is January 19th everyone. You know what this means. It is time.<\/p>\n

Time to take down your decorations, your massive blow-up snowman and your icicle lights and your ridiculously garish nativity scenes, so lovingly displayed right next to your prized Mickey and Minnie Mouse set and jeez aren&#146t they so cute dressed as Santa and Mrs. Claus. Get rid of the tree, clean up the tinsel and shelve the Christmas music. Please. I am tired of driving by your stupid house and seeing your stupid holiday cheer, so put it away already. It is mid-January and now is the time to be miserable and gray and cold; festive warmth is not wanted!<\/p>\n

On a completely unrelated topic, the headphones that came with my iPod are quite nice, I have to say. I really like them, the sound is very good. The only problem is that they were built for a Giant Human with Giant Ears. Therefore, for someone like me, not a giant, the headphones are very uncomfortable to wear for any extended period of time. When I jog or exercise wearing them, they constantly fall out. Because they are too large to fit into my ear properly, even without the little black cushions! I cannot begin to tell you how annoying it is. They sound great but because I do not have Giant Ears I am unable to enjoy my iPod headphones.<\/p>\n

And don&#146t even get me started on socks. Not everyone has ginormous* <\/b>feet, sock makers! Some of us need socks bigger than a child&#146s but smaller than a frigging potato sack!<\/p>\n

*<\/b>gi-nor-mous(jie n\u00f4r’muhs) adj.
\n 1. a combination of gigantic and enormous.
\n 2. a word only in Christa&#146s world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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