{"id":1578,"date":"2009-10-18T11:55:02","date_gmt":"2009-10-18T16:55:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1578"},"modified":"2013-03-03T02:49:41","modified_gmt":"2013-03-03T07:49:41","slug":"okay-twilight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1578","title":{"rendered":"Okay twilight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You win. The soundtrack to your 2nd movie is awesomely awesome. I am not a stone. If you cut me I bleed. <\/p>\n<p>True, I am not going to actually watch you, but I will gladly enjoy your music. I just want to know if thom yorke watched\/read\/enjoyed you or any of your siblings. For my sanity I am going to assume Ne-var!<\/p>\n<p>Maybe i did too many drugs. Cause my kid is such a weirdo. My phone has a voice memo app. Ry loves it. He also loves to hum. Incessantly and endlessly. A match made in heaven, these two.<\/p>\n<p>He is currently listening to and humming along with a previously recorded version of his humming. It is beyond annoying.<\/p>\n<p>What word exists to describe something beyond annoying? The e network? The episode of always sunny a few weeks ago where they pimped coors and dave &#038; busters and not in a cool 30 Rock way? Anything on MTV? Cosmo mag? My neighbor who owns a Volkswagen with a bumper sticker that says &#8220;buy local&#8221;? jenna elfman?<\/p>\n<p>Alright this could go on all day. There are a lot of beyond annoying things.<\/p>\n<p>My first born humming along with a recording of his humming is one of them.<\/p>\n<p>I shall post such a recording if I ever manage to get to an actual computer and not just my phone. <\/p>\n<p>Hey here&#8217;s a pic of my baby!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/p_1600_1200_0BD1C4B6-763D-4EFC-9219-D8FE923FF343.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/p_1600_1200_0BD1C4B6-763D-4EFC-9219-D8FE923FF343.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-364\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You win. The soundtrack to your 2nd movie is awesomely awesome. I am not a stone. If you cut me I bleed. True, I am not going to actually watch&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1578"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1696,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1578\/revisions\/1696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}