{"id":1576,"date":"2009-10-08T21:29:50","date_gmt":"2009-10-09T02:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1576"},"modified":"2009-10-08T21:29:50","modified_gmt":"2009-10-09T02:29:50","slug":"well-crap-it-all-to-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1576","title":{"rendered":"well crap it all to hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>okay so they&#8217;re finally showing paranormal activity at some theaters here in boston and I am so excited&#8230; but how am I supposed to go?!? I have an almost two-week old baby who seems to be permanently attached to my breasts. I can barely go to the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS MOVIE?<\/p>\n<p>ARRRRGGGHHHH.<\/p>\n<p>the world hates me. and my baby.<\/p>\n<p>goddamn me and my fertile loins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>okay so they&#8217;re finally showing paranormal activity at some theaters here in boston and I am so excited&#8230; but how am I supposed to go?!? I have an almost two-week&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79],"class_list":["post-1576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-paranormal-activity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}