{"id":154,"date":"2005-01-07T00:37:25","date_gmt":"2005-01-07T08:37:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=154"},"modified":"2005-01-07T00:37:25","modified_gmt":"2005-01-07T08:37:25","slug":"the-simpsons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"the simpsons."},"content":{"rendered":"

One of my favorite quotes from the Simpsons, the one where Homer becomes smart after removing the crayon in his brain: &#147I&#146m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.&#148 At least I think that&#146s the episode. I could be wrong, but I know that&#146s the quote.<\/p>\n

Now it&#146s just Rick Dees in a Rick Dees world.<\/p>\n

I think there are people who don&#146t like me anymore, or at least not as much or in the same way they once did, because I&#146ve had a baby. I guess I can understand that, but it makes me feel kind of bad, you know? And in my little circle of friends, a lot happens that I don&#146t know about, because I&#146m not there, because I&#146m removed, because I can&#146t go out and I can&#146t hang out and I can&#146t do the things I used to be able to do with them. It makes me feel a little sad, not just that I&#146m missing out, but that this is the way things are now. I&#146m still part of the group, but not really. Because I have a kid and no one else does. And until they do, our lives will be different.<\/p>\n

And it&#146s all pretty much my fault. It isn&#146t like I&#146m making some great effort; most of the time I am so distracted or tired or such a zombie that I forget to make\/return calls and email and I&#146ll stay home rather than try to find a babysitter to go out. So in essence I&#146m choosing to be on the outskirts of the circle. I just wish my stupid girlfriends would start having babies already. You&#146re not getting any younger, girls!<\/p>\n

And loafe would like to congratulate my friend Tonya on the birth of her baby boy. Happy Birth!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One of my favorite quotes from the Simpsons, the one where Homer becomes smart after removing the crayon in his brain: &#147I&#146m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.&#148… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}