{"id":1529,"date":"2009-05-17T19:28:34","date_gmt":"2009-05-18T00:28:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1529"},"modified":"2009-05-17T19:28:34","modified_gmt":"2009-05-18T00:28:34","slug":"me-and-hockey-have-broken-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1529","title":{"rendered":"me and hockey have broken up."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m grieving. It was a tough split. but it had to be done. because some things can&#8217;t be forgiven or forgotten. some things are necessary when your heart is torn up, shred to pieces, spit on, kicked into the dust and left to the scavengers.<\/p>\n<p>the only things distracting me from the bruins devastating and soul-crushing loss in the playoffs:<br \/>\nthe story of edgar sawtelle<br \/>\nbeing sick AGAIN for the 390th time this year<br \/>\ngilmore girl reruns<\/p>\n<p>I vow to never speak of the bruins or hockey again.*<\/p>\n<p>*at least until next year anyway. and the goddamned penguins had better goddamned destroy carolina.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m grieving. It was a tough split. but it had to be done. because some things can&#8217;t be forgiven or forgotten. some things are necessary when your heart is torn&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[64],"class_list":["post-1529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-there-is-no-justice-in-this-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}