{"id":1501,"date":"2009-03-25T21:58:22","date_gmt":"2009-03-26T02:58:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1501"},"modified":"2009-03-25T21:58:22","modified_gmt":"2009-03-26T02:58:22","slug":"you-better-shop-and-eat-and-procreate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1501","title":{"rendered":"You better shop and eat and procreate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They came out with the scramble app for the iphone.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/img_0002.png\" alt=\"img_0002\" title=\"img_0002\" width=\"320\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1502\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/img_0002.png 320w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/img_0002-200x300.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve yet to come up for air.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They came out with the scramble app for the iphone. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve yet to come up for air.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-awesome-dude"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1501"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1504,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501\/revisions\/1504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}