iphone is fun stuff. my favorite thing so far about iphone is the auto correct feature. it is mostly right and it saves me from a lot of mistakes and now I’m starting to get annoyed that auto correct isn’t part of everything I do in life. <\/p>\n
the best part though the best best part is when I type in fuck, or fucking, or fucked, iphone wants me to say duck, ducking and ducked. “this fucking traffic is ridiculous” I type. and iphone says “no no. this ducking traffic is ridiculous.” and I love it! I love to duck. ducking is awesome. I can duck this and duck that and it is just awesome.<\/p>\n
iphone also replaces “think” with honk. because my fat fingers usually type thonk (cause i and o are right next to each other duh). so I’ll type “I thonk that is a completely baseless accusation and I have no problems saying so.” iphone disagrees. iphone says, “I honk that is a completely baseless accusation and I have no problems saying so.”<\/p>\n
it’s very accurate, iphone. I don’t think. I honk. I honk and I duck.<\/p>\n
iphone makes me laugh. I am smitten with iphone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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