{"id":1355,"date":"2008-11-27T22:35:33","date_gmt":"2008-11-28T02:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1355"},"modified":"2008-11-27T22:36:58","modified_gmt":"2008-11-28T02:36:58","slug":"today-i-give-thanks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1355","title":{"rendered":"today I give thanks&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>for my family.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/img_4117.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/img_4117-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"la familia\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1356\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I also give thanks for white russians, prescription drugs, pumpkin pie, and sex.<\/p>\n<p>But I do not give thanks for the wrinkles around my eyes that refuse to go away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>for my family. I also give thanks for white russians, prescription drugs, pumpkin pie, and sex. But I do not give thanks for the wrinkles around my eyes that refuse&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1355"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1360,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355\/revisions\/1360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}