{"id":1328,"date":"2008-11-10T17:12:53","date_gmt":"2008-11-10T21:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1328"},"modified":"2008-11-10T17:12:53","modified_gmt":"2008-11-10T21:12:53","slug":"what-can-i-get-for-ten-dollar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1328","title":{"rendered":"what can I get for ten dollar."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a funny story. If you&#8217;ve heard it, my apologies.<\/p>\n<p>Not all that long ago, I was in the bathroom at work, doing my number two business. A couple of girls came in, chatting away like monkeys, completely oblivious to everything else. I wasn&#8217;t being particularly quiet or anything, but in a public restroom, the babies won&#8217;t get in the pool if there are a lot of people in the room. And two people is two too many for my brown babies. So I&#8217;m just calmly sitting there waiting for them to leave. No big deal.<\/p>\n<p>They walked in talking, they peed talking, they washed their hands talking and then they finally left, talking. But as they walked out, they TURNED OFF THE LIGHT. I had no choice but to finish the job I went in there to do. So there I am, sitting on the pot, pooping away, and it&#8217;s totally dark. Which is funny in itself.<\/p>\n<p>But then of course before I can finish and turn the light on, someone else comes in. sigh. so now I look like the complete weirdo who goes to the bathroom in the dark. I explained to her what happened, but it sounded fishy even to me.<\/p>\n<p>here is a song of the day for you. <a href=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/cjms\/10Dollarmp3.cjm\">mia, ten dollars<\/a>.  it will make you shake your shaker. what can I get for ten dollar? anything you want.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a funny story. If you&#8217;ve heard it, my apologies. Not all that long ago, I was in the bathroom at work, doing my number two business. A couple of&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song-of-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1328"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1331,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1328\/revisions\/1331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}