{"id":1251,"date":"2008-10-14T23:33:42","date_gmt":"2008-10-15T03:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1251"},"modified":"2008-10-14T23:33:42","modified_gmt":"2008-10-15T03:33:42","slug":"and-ive-been-bongoogled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1251","title":{"rendered":"and I’ve been bongoogled"},"content":{"rendered":"

I just made that word up, cause it sort of sounds like boondoggle and it’s a little like that.<\/p>\n

the story is this: if you type “loafe” in google search and then try to click on my link in the results page, it doesn’t actually take you to my site, it takes you to some sort of ringtone spam site. don’t know how it happened or when or why, but I got totally freaked out about it and changed the passwords for everything in my life.<\/p>\n

stupid ringtone spam sites. you’re messing with my mind! and my readership! no new readers! sad christa! <\/p>\n

not that I’m saying my readership was anything to write home about before I was bongoogled. it’s been lame for a long time now. maybe it’s time I stopped writing in my not-a-blog.<\/p>\n

I leave you with this final thought:
\nin: “quitting” your blog
\nfive minutes ago: securing a book deal cause of your blog
\nout: getting fired over your blog<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I just made that word up, cause it sort of sounds like boondoggle and it’s a little like that. the story is this: if you type “loafe” in google search… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1251"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1255,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions\/1255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}