{"id":122,"date":"2004-09-27T02:31:47","date_gmt":"2004-09-27T10:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=122"},"modified":"2004-09-27T02:31:47","modified_gmt":"2004-09-27T10:31:47","slug":"toys-for-grownups","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=122","title":{"rendered":"toys for grownups."},"content":{"rendered":"

Today I went to a women&#146s party where products for erotic pleasure were available for purchase. You know, toys and stuff. For women and their partners. It was very interesting. I have never been to such a thing and I felt both empowered and a little uncomfortable. But everyone there was very relaxed and at ease with the whole thing so that made it easier.<\/p>\n

I bought two items. I bought ben wa balls for me (ben wa balls are to strengthen your kegel muscles, which really take a beating during pregnancy and delivery) and this weird stretchy thing called glo-mouth for Gordon. Glo-mouth slides over the penis to enhance the sensations during handjobs and masturbation. Oh, and I also bought really expensive lube for Gordon to use, because you need lots of it when using the glo-mouth thing.<\/p>\n

I figure if I gave him that, he might leave me alone for awhile. My sexual interest in Gordon = 0.<\/p>\n

The minute we got home, he wanted to try it. Boys are so silly. Sex sex sex all the time. He was thinking about it the whole drive home and was dying for the baby to fall asleep so he could give it a whirl. He enjoyed it, I&#146ll say that much. Now the pressure is off of me. When he starts bugging me, I&#146ll hand him the lube and mr. glo and send him off to the bedroom, &#147have a good time, don&#146t hurry back!&#148<\/p>\n

There used to be a time when I felt good about sex. When things like vibrators and porn and sexy stuff was enjoyable to me and I didn&#146t feel all creeped out and weird about it. It wasn&#146t that long ago, but I can&#146t remember what it feels like. Why did I go from liking that stuff to this? It isn&#146t just the pregnancy and baby thing; I was feeling pretty crummy about it long before that.<\/p>\n

Man I really need to get myself a hobby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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