{"id":12,"date":"2004-01-09T17:12:34","date_gmt":"2004-01-10T01:12:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=12"},"modified":"2004-01-09T17:12:34","modified_gmt":"2004-01-10T01:12:34","slug":"brrrr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"brrrr."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is very cold outside today. The air hurts me. It hurts my skin and my lungs and my teeth and feelings. I sort of like it though because it tastes and smells arctic clean and arctic fresh.<\/p>\n<p>Hey did you all know that I have been in Boston for four years now, and have had loafe for four years?<\/p>\n<p>I feel no different now than I did 4 years ago. Well, I feel older and more tired and more bitter. So I guess I do feel different.<\/p>\n<p>blah blah blah.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I subscribed to HBO. I do not care what anyone else says, I really like satellite TV. I really really like it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is very cold outside today. The air hurts me. It hurts my skin and my lungs and my teeth and feelings. I sort of like it though because it&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}