{"id":119,"date":"2004-09-22T01:58:42","date_gmt":"2004-09-22T09:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=119"},"modified":"2004-09-22T01:58:42","modified_gmt":"2004-09-22T09:58:42","slug":"stupid-avril","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=119","title":{"rendered":"stupid avril."},"content":{"rendered":"

She has this very annoying song out right now and damn if it isn&#146t permanently embedded into my brain. I will walk off a cliff when I unwittingly start singing it to Ryland.<\/p>\n

I&#146m losing my internet connection again. Only for two days though, starting today (wed). I will have it back on Friday, though.<\/p>\n

Ryland was a month old on Sunday. It feels very strange to me. He&#146s been with me for 34 days. 34 days of motherhood under my belt and already I feel like a pro. I&#146ve only taken about a billion pictures. All Ryland will remember of his early days is a flash.<\/p>\n

I am almost finally done with the birth announcements. He&#146ll be graduating from college by the time I get them out.<\/p>\n

Oohh! The last book in the Dark Tower series came out today. I bought it but I haven&#146t started reading it. Marianne and I have both decided that we need to savor this book and take our time, reading it when we have quiet, uninterrupted moments. It&#146s hard though, I am ready to devour it right this second. The last book! I&#146ve only been waiting for this moment my entire life. But I will be patient and good and let each word roll around on my tongue as long as it wants. I will not waste this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

She has this very annoying song out right now and damn if it isn&#146t permanently embedded into my brain. I will walk off a cliff when I unwittingly start singing… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}