{"id":118,"date":"2004-09-17T04:06:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-17T12:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=118"},"modified":"2004-09-17T04:06:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-17T12:06:00","slug":"a-loafe-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=118","title":{"rendered":"A Loafe List."},"content":{"rendered":"

Yay! A list! After all these years.<\/p>\n

Shows I Hate Hate Hate and Are On Endless Rotation, Due to the Great Power of Syndication, Just to Torture My Sleep Deprived Brain:<\/b>
\n-family matters
\n-home improvement
\n-full house
\n-becker
\n-the district*<\/b>
\n-fresh prince of bel air
\n-married with children
\n-access hollywood
\n-entertainment tonight
\n-extra
\n-extreme dating
\n-blind date
\n-elimidate
\n-yes dear
\n-the nanny
\n-west wing
\n-street smarts
\n-fear factor
\n-matlock
\n-all those judge\/court programs
\n-celebrity justice
\n-just about everything on E!<\/p>\n

Listing TV shows I hate is a fruitless endeavor I don&#146t know why I do it. TV is a fruitless endeavor I don&#146t know why I watch it.<\/p>\n

And syndication, you wicked wicked beast, I curse you and adore you. You give me my Simpsons and my Seinfeld and you kill me with 7th Heaven, over and over and over again.<\/p>\n

And can I ask why they are STILL airing Suddenly Susan? I&#146m not kidding folks. Just because it&#146s at the ungodly hour of 2am and it&#146s on Lifetime does not make it right. We of the 2am crowd deserve better. I am raising and nuturing our future, and as he suckles my teat, I am left to endure Brooke effing Shields? Why does the world hate me so.<\/p>\n

Speaking of the suckler, Ryland was four weeks old yesterday. Four weeks! egads. He&#146s getting too big too fast. They weren&#146t kidding when they said this time goes by quick.<\/p>\n

I can&#146t go for 30 seconds without talking about my baby. How sad. What has become of me, Vera.<\/p>\n

what has become of me.<\/p>\n

You know, I used to be annoyed with gwyneth paltrow, but lately I&#146ve been a bit smitten. She&#146s been doing lots of press for that new movie of hers and when she talks about her daughter and being a mother, it&#146s very sweet. She says so much of the same things I am feeling and experiencing. It&#146s really cool. She&#146s totally my friend.<\/p>\n

I need to learn some good baby songs to sing to my boy. Does anyone know of a good resource (re: free) to learn good happy fun baby songs? I know a few songs, but only in a lame half-assed way. I make up a lot of songs, but they&#146re very stupid and I think Ryland is beginning to suspect something about his mother.<\/p>\n

*<\/b> I had no idea this show even existed until I saw the reruns on USA or whatever channel it&#146s on. I didn&#146t actually WATCH the show, because honestly…it has craig t. nelson in it. craig t. nelson. honestly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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