{"id":117,"date":"2004-09-15T03:49:53","date_gmt":"2004-09-15T11:49:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=117"},"modified":"2004-09-15T03:49:53","modified_gmt":"2004-09-15T11:49:53","slug":"cute-outfits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"Cute outfits."},"content":{"rendered":"

Baby girls definitely have the market cornered on cute outfits. But Gordon has refused to let me dress Ryland in girl clothes, even though I think he would look absolutely adorable. Men have such hang-ups, sheesh.<\/p>\n

I love getting gifts. I do, I love it. And I love getting gifts for Ryland. Especially from strangers. It makes me feel that much more special.<\/p>\n

Here is my sugarball<\/a> in a very very cute outfit from a very very pretty and sweet girl named Amanda. I don&#146t know Amanda but I have it on good word that she&#146s the sort of girl that I would want to share a lesbian experience with and who am I to argue with that?<\/p>\n

Anyway, Amanda recently sent me an outfit, out of the blue, without ever having met me, out of the goodness of her heart, and couldn&#146t you just die at how sweet that is? So Ryland and I lovingly and loafingly thank Amanda and give her a big hug for being so nice. I am kidding about the lesbian thing, but Amanda is a swell girl and I wish she had a web site or something I could link to, but unlike some people, she&#146s actually cool and therefore has a life outside of the computer\/internet.<\/p>\n

I also hear she&#146s effortlessly skinny and gorgeous, ergo I hate her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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