{"id":1169,"date":"2008-09-23T14:32:58","date_gmt":"2008-09-23T18:32:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1169"},"modified":"2008-09-23T14:32:58","modified_gmt":"2008-09-23T18:32:58","slug":"ha-screw-you-large-corporation-i-work-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=1169","title":{"rendered":"Ha! screw you [large corporation I work for]!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s fun when I have 13,000 pounds of work to do and I come online and check my email and do loafe things. I don&#8217;t care! I&#8217;m an apathetic disgruntled underappreciated American worker. I do what I want when I want. It&#8217;s my duty.<\/p>\n<p>the whole point of today&#8217;s post is tell you how much I love Craig Ferguson. He&#8217;s such a complete and total goofball. He makes me laugh and he&#8217;s cute and sexy and totally unthreatening, and even if everything that happens is strictly scripted, he makes it SEEM improvised and spontaneous. the quality of his guests is sometimes a bit wanting, but he makes the most of it. his whole show feels very on the fly loosy goosy let&#8217;s all have fun and laugh a bit, which is refreshing fun. I love when his guests are also foreigners, because things get a bit chaotic. see if you can find the episode where russell brand came on after hosting the mtv awards thingie&#8211;sublime. and one of my favorite shows is the most recent hugh laurie appearance. find that one too.<\/p>\n<p>craig makes me laugh the way conan used to make me laugh. conan can still make me laugh, but it&#8217;s not the same. it&#8217;s just not the same.<\/p>\n<p>FYI: craig ferguson used to play mr wick on the drew carey show. I couldn&#8217;t stand him on that show. now I love him forever and want to eat his babies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s fun when I have 13,000 pounds of work to do and I come online and check my email and do loafe things. I don&#8217;t care! I&#8217;m an apathetic disgruntled&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1169"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1172,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169\/revisions\/1172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}