{"id":104,"date":"2004-08-06T23:04:23","date_gmt":"2004-08-07T07:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=104"},"modified":"2004-08-06T23:04:23","modified_gmt":"2004-08-07T07:04:23","slug":"i-am-sorry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=104","title":{"rendered":"I am sorry."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#038;#146t been around much lately. And for that I am truly sorry.<\/p>\n<p>The lack of loafing and loving is really getting me down. I hate not having internet at my house, but I am going to rectify that situation soon. I may be poor, but I don&#038;#146t need to live in the dark ages, do I? DO I?<\/p>\n<p>I think not.<\/p>\n<p>Only around four or so more weeks left. I am starting to feel ready to have this baby. I am uncomfortable about 83 hours of the day and I&#038;#146d give my right leg to be able to sleep on my stomach again and last more than an hour without peeing.<\/p>\n<p>This is a boring entry and I should have come up with something better after my absence, but I am tired and sticky and sitting here is making my body hurt, so you will all have to wait. I have some things on my mind though, so stay tuned!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#038;#146t been around much lately. And for that I am truly sorry. The lack of loafing and loving is really getting me down. I hate not having internet at&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}