{"id":100,"date":"2004-07-18T21:36:13","date_gmt":"2004-07-19T05:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=100"},"modified":"2004-07-18T21:36:13","modified_gmt":"2004-07-19T05:36:13","slug":"happy-lousy-birthday-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=100","title":{"rendered":"happy lousy birthday to me."},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday was the last day of my 20s. Sigh. It wasn&#146t even anything great.<\/p>\n

I am now 30. I should have shrouded loafe all in black, but honestly I don&#146t feel different or look different (okay I look and feel fatter, but I think that has more to do with the baby than my age) and I am not feeling that depressed. So there you go.<\/p>\n

Also, I think that maybe perhaps my friend Gina is in labor. I can&#146t find her stupid phone number, but I AM SO EXCITED.<\/p>\n

I love babies and pregnant women!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yesterday was the last day of my 20s. Sigh. It wasn&#146t even anything great. I am now 30. I should have shrouded loafe all in black, but honestly I don&#146t… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}