Ooo, your lips are delicious
-Frank Loesser ("baby it's cold outside")

12-06-00
6:23pm eastern

Here is how the heat works in my car. You are freezing and you get in the car and you turn on the heat and then before you know it you are fucking hot as hell. There is no in-between. you're cold one second and then you're hot. my car is very not happy with this cold boston weather. it lets me know just how unhappy it is every chance it gets. I have to go buy one of those ice scraper things. and gloves, really big thick heavy gloves so that my hands don't fall off while I scrape ice from the windshield. in other words: it's really cold and it is only gonna get colder.

bye bye anne-marie! she's off to bermuda for a few days. I would be hugely jealous, well I am mostly hugely jealous, but she has to spend most of the time with her family and that's just BOR-RING. you know...I have seen maybe ten seconds of her in the past three months or so. I forgot she was my roommate.

it looks like gramma is gone again tonight. That is three nights in a row where I am totally alone. eeeee!!!! it's really quite fantastico. not that I do anything fun or exciting, but it does make me feel more adult. I pretend this big old house is mine and I'm a crazy old spinster cat lady and all the kids tell stories about how I eat small babies and squirrels. haha. it reminds me of that simpsons episode where that old woman was throwing cats at Lisa. haha.

I am not kidding when I say it is cold outside. I am really just not kidding. it is cold. so cold that I can't stop thinking about it or talking about it. the kind of cold where you are outside and you wish someone would throw a hammer at your head to make you forget about how cold it is.

I am in a goddamned good mood right now.

I bought a t-shirt for my nephew once and it said: "grammy and bumpa love justice." I swear to god. look for yourself. okay, so it was seventy five cents, but still. that's a weird t-shirt. it made me laugh and furrow my brow all at the same time.

I am currently in the midst of downloading a billion different versions of "baby it's cold outside". I love this song. also, I can't stop thinking about how cold it is and this song keeps playing in my head.

what a racy little song. check out these lyrics! you know, this version I have playing right now is really sexy. damn. it's al hirt and ann margaret, in case you wanted to hear it sometime.

OH MY GOD. I almost forgot. I drank a hot beverage today. When I got into work this morning, I made me some hot chocolate. it was pretty good, too. so there you go. I drank a hot beverage.

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