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12-11-01
10
best loaves to make for the holidays
-#1 Olive Loafe
-#2 Salmon Loafe
-#3 Pickled Meat Loafe
-#4 Cock Loafe
-#5 Horse Manure Pie in Your Eye Loafe
-#6 Chicken Fried Dumpling Loafe
-#7 Loafe de Leuvre
-#8 Asspie Loafe
-#9 Gingerbread House Loafe
-#10 Inbred Hillbilly Made It In an Outhouse Loafe
my
friend jason helped me with this list. he did in fact create the
whole list. it is a list that makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.
12-07-01
you:
-make a list christa
me:
-no, YOU make a list
11-17-01
things
I’m loving the most right now:
-you
-my beautiful blue stability ball
-free parking
-my new flannel sheets, they are SO WARM.
-my super fast internet connection at work
-candy, specifically, spree, orbit gum, starburst jelly beans, and
suckers
-everybody loves raymond
-my new jeans
-nicholas taylor
-the color orange
-eating breakfast
-boston
-loafe
-babies
-okay computer
-the arizona diamondbacks
-being called baby and sugar llama plum cake
-san carlos mexico
10-29-01
people
I asked tonight to help me make a new list:
-nick
-christian
clearly,
their ideas were crap.
10-25-01
favorite
sensations:
-orgasm (duh)
-standing in a hot, steamy shower, the water streaming over me
-fingertips lightly stroking my skin
-getting my hair washed and head massaged
-wind in my hair on a cloudy night
-my veins through my skin and the blood pumping through them
-beach sand squishing between my toes
-opening a new book
-crawling into bed on a cold night and curling up in blankets and
pillows
-running
-stepping into a crowd of dancing people, closing my eyes, and feeling
the hard pulsing beat of the music deep inside
-laughing so hard I think I’m going to pee my pants
-finally being able to pee after holding it for ages
-kissing a boy with warm, sweet lips
-the very first time, that very first second when he slips inside
me
-that soft silky fabric that you find around blankets—I love
rubbing it together between my fingers
-rubbing a shaved head
-biting into a reese’s peanut butter cup
-crying
this
was fun, thinking about sensations that I love. You should try it.
Just sit down, close your eyes and think of all the things that
you love to taste and feel and touch and hear and experience. This
list of mine is small and there are zillions of other things that
I could add, but it’s a good little exercise. The suggestion for
this list came from an email from someone, so I thank them.
10-11-01
things
I want to buy:
-gymnastic/stability ball
-yoga/pilates mat
-godfather series DVD
-phoenix coyotes jersey
-new taebo videos
-new sandals (mine broke)
-big warm sexy bed
-house
-new car
-large HDTV
-TIVO
-satellite TV
-bose home theater sound system thing
-books books glorious books
-music music glorious music
-rollerblades
-the perfect reading chair
-lots more underwear from victoria’s secret
-sex toys
-clothes, nice clothes that make me look good
I don’t
think I am nearly as materialistic as this list makes me seem. but
then again, I could be. I have no idea. I just want stuff. but I’m
not going crazy because I don’t have it. so that makes me...materialistic
but poor I guess. jeez. loafe is suppose to make me feel GOOD, especially
my lists! jeez!
10-03-01
setlist
from wilco show:
-I’m trying to break yer heart (Yankee Hotel Foxtrot)
-always in love (summerteeth)
-war on war (Yankee Hotel Foxtrot)
-pick up the change (AM)
-she’s a jar (summerteeth)
-why would you wanna live (being there)
-hesitating beauty (mermaid ave)
-one by one (mermaid ave)
-should’ve been in love (am)
-shot in the arm (summerteeth)
-ashes of american flags (Yankee Hotel Foxtrot)
-kamera (Yankee Hotel Foxtrot)
-can’t stand it (summerteeth)
-I’m the man who loves you (yankee hotel foxtrot)
ENCORE 1
-passenger side (am)
-california stars (mermaid ave)
-"you love me yes you do" (??)
ENCORE 2
-reservations (yankee hotel foxtrot)
-far far away (being there)
-monday (being there)
-outta mind (being there)
ENCORE 3
-sunken treasures (being there)
-I got you (being there)
I got
one of the roadies to give me a setlist from the show, but wilco
mixed it up a bit, it isn’t quite exact. but I don’t mind. also,
I don’t know what that last song of encore one was. it bugs me that
I don’t know. i only know that he sang that one line that I have.
damn it!
09-28-01
things
I bought at trader joe’s tonight:
-water
-kettle corn (sweet and salty popcorn all mixed in one painfully
delicious combination)
-tortilla chips
-chocolate meringue cookies (I cry when I eat these because they
are so frigging good and four of them are only 100 calories and
did i mention they make me cry?)
-puffin cinnamon corn cereal (it’s free of wheat and dairy and animal
products and it’s kosher and there’s no hydrogenated oils or trans
fat and they are high in fiber and they’re so healthy for you that
they should be illegal)
I love
trader joe’s. It’s a grand
grand place. I bought the puffin cereal for a few reasons. First
of all, it’s healthy. Second, I love cinnamon. But mostly I bought
it cause I think that the word "puffin" is probably one
of the cutest words in the entire history of the world and also
puffins themselves are probably one of the cutest things in the
entire history of the world. And on the back of the box, it says
you can buy this little puffins shopping bag for ten dollars, and
it has a picture of a puffin on it and it’s very very cute. I want
to eat a puffin (but only cause they’re cute not because I want
to actually EAT a puffin). Go on, say the word "puffin"
and tell me that’s not fucking cute.
09-19-01
my
ideal boyfriend...:
-non-smoker (of nicotine)
-exercises regularly
-doesn’t wear black jeans
-no long hair (and it DEFINITELY can’t be longer than mine)
-little or no chest hair
-groomed or neat genital area
-book reader
-Simpsons lover
-ability to do a variety of accents
-sweetly goofy
-height between 5'8 and 5'10
-can handle his liquor well (no pukers)
-both a meat eater AND a vegetable eater (boys who don’t eat meat...well
frankly they make me nervous. it just doesn’t seem right)
-no pierced nipples or genitals
-clean fingernails
-clean ears
-performer of beauty/skin care routine
-confident
-can make me laugh
-willingness to learn new things
-spontaneity
-loves me
-an excellent (and fast) driver, with amazing parking talents and
sense of direction
-honest
-nice
-holden caulfield
this
isn’t set in stone or anything but every little bit helps. you know,
maybe I’m too picky. maybe that’s why I’m COMPLETELY ALONE. Actually,
that isn’t true. we all know why I’m COMPLETELY ALONE and it certainly
isn’t because I’m picky.
08-28-01
boys
I’ve had sex with:
-none, I’m a virgin!
hahahaha.
ha. hahaha. (that laughter means I’m not a virgin and also that
I’m not about to friggin’ list the boys I’ve had sex with, although
I do have such a list and that list is divided up into boys I’ve
had sex with that involved penetration and boys that I’ve done sexual
things with that did not involve penetration, and it only includes
boys, no girls, and it doesn’t include any forced or unwanted sexual
situations)
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