cafe
de loafe.
that means
lists. cause we love lists and it helps keep us balanced in today's
hectic world of chaos and craziness.
12-28-00
things
I really need:
-clean clothes (I need to do laundry in other words)
-body massage
-best friend
-a gazillion dollars
-an elephant
-sex on a nightly and morningly basis (afternoonly too)
-a new vibrator
-my
own house
-a better car
-less sensitivity
-titanium rings
I need other
things too but those are none of your business, buddy.
12-26-00
cars
I want:
-VW Jetta
-Studebaker Lark
-Mitsubishi Eclipse
-Mercedes Kompressor (I think it's called)
-some sort of big manly pickup truck, Nissan probably
-Honda Prelude
-Acura Integra
-one of those sleek, fast sport motorcycles
-Porche Boxster
-audi TT roadster (oh man I love this car sooooooooo much)
12-25-00
things
I want right now:
-him
-sweet sex. you know the kind? I am very much in the mood for sweet
tender slow sex tonight. with him. i'd really like it with him.
-a quiet head
12-21-00
tally
ho:
-presents received: 4 (four overall, but some of those presents
have a lot of little presents in them)
-cards received: 1
(I really like getting christmas cards. I'm also going to probably
crash and die tomorrow driving to work)
bands
I absolutely cannot stand:
-creed
-vertical horizon
needless
to say there are other bands that call for my intense hatred, but
these two are particularly irritating to me right now.
12-19-00
the
rundown:
-presents received: 1
-cards received: 1
I'm a roll
here guys!
12-19-00
beverages
I drank today:
-water
-lime water (carbonated flavored water, I don't like this stuff,
water should definitely be uncarbonated and unflavored)
-hot chocolate (this makes the total of hot beverages this year
three now. holy shit)
-orange juice
-some diet coke (cause the stupid machine was out of coke AND sprite
and i was dying of thirst and it was either diet coke or urine,
er I mean tea, and I picked diet coke but I only drank like four
drinks before I couldn't drink it anymore. you know I used to be
hugely addicted to diet coke. really though. it was quite incredible.)
for those
still keeping score, I have gotten zero presents and zero christmas
cards. I am starting to get a little worried and/or sad.
12-17-00
stuff:
-christmas cards sent: 0
-christmas cards received: 0
-christmas
cards I want to receive: a billion
for those
keeping score.
12-14-00
stuff:
-christmas cards sent: 0
-christmas cards received: 0
-christmas presents bought: 10-ish
-christmas presents sent: 0
-christmas presents received: 0
I like to
keep a tally. or tallies. I like tallies. I do. I like the word
tally, too. and tallies as well. although I don't know if tallies
is an actual word, I think it is. i'm hurting on list ideas here.
12-13-00
reasons
why christa isn't sleeping right now:
-trying to come up with a goddamned list
-talking to michelle
-talking to christian
I need to
go christmas shopping. and clean my car.
12-10-00
body
parts I need massaged:
-feet
-neck
-back
-legs
-box
hahah. box.
I need my box massaged. hahaha. but seriously.
12-07-00
donuts
I like:
-cinnamon sugar
-plain
-powdered
-glazed (sometimes)
-and on a rare occasion, frosted chocolate
jeff once
said he liked to kiss a girl after she's just eaten a glazed doughnut.
I thought that was very sexy.
12-06-00
cities
I've lived in:
-boston
-tucson
-madison heights
-lake forest
-costa mesa
-phoenix
-tempe
-eau claire
I think that's
it. I've moved around a lot, you know.
12-05-00
kinds
of boys I want to date:
-stock broker
-airline pilot
-hockey player
-writer (of books that actually sell)
-lawyer
-gazillionaire
-environmentalist/activist
-any other cute boy that catches my fancy
this is a
dumb list. i don't care, fuck off.
11-29-00
books
I am currently reading:
-harry potter (the first one)
-raymond carver stories
-catcher in the rye
-assorted magazines (I know, they aren't books)
-hockey book
-sex books (you know, with sexy EROTIC stories in them)
i'm always
reading a million different things at once, which might explain
my sort of never-ending confusion.
11-28-00
places
I ate at in AZ:
-eegees
-las margaritas
-ny burrito
-cafe congress
-the grille
-coffee etc
-los betos
-old chicago
-ruby tuesdays
that was
all, I think. I ate at eegee's (a sandwich place) about eighty five
times. It seems like I did a lot of eating while I was gone, but
for some thankfully beautiful reason I gained not a single pound.
I swear!
11-15-00
CDs
I brought in my 24-pack CD case:
-my awesome cd mix (that I made for myself)
-thanksgiving 2000 soundtrack
-tori amos
-refreshments
-tori amos again
-liz phair
-poe
-fez
-pavement
-jeff buckley
-jeff buckley again
-pj harvey
-radiohead
-built to spill
-madonna
-ben harper
-frank sinatra
-counting crows
-moby
-fight club soundtrack
-wilco
-jeff buckley again
-simon and garfunkel
-u2
my boss gave me the thanksgiving 2000 soundtrack. on Tuesday, before
I left, he said to listen to it on the plane ride. I told him I
couldn't, because I had no portable CD player. so he gave me some
money and sent me to best buy to buy one. that was damn awesome.
I brought some other CDs too, but I don't feel like listing them.
and my apologies to marianne for a music list. I know you don't
like them. better list next time I promise.
11-07-00
people
I can't stop thinking about:
-holden
-holden
-christa
-andy
-holden
names have been changed to protect the innocent, except my own name,
duh.
11-02-00
games
I'm insanely addicted to
-tetris (the original)
-five +
-cool
21
-free cell
-line-up
i like games. they're fun.
11-02-00
days
left to AZ trip
-thursday
-friday
-saturday
-sunday
-monday
-tuesday
that is six days. ahhhh!!! bounce bounce!
10-23-00
things
I hate
-cowards
-liars
-phonies
-close-mindedness
-being ignored
-emotional retarded-ness
-ignorance
there is much much more to this list, but it's a good start.
10-23-00
things
I have a lot of:
-candles
-incense
-magazines
-notebooks
-beauty products. jeez. you have no idea.
you know I just don't have time for lists right now. also, I'm starving.
10-23-00
things
I bought for my boss today
-some video cables
-a CD recorder
-50-pack of CD-Rs
-Nightmare Before Christmas DVD
-an optical audio cable
that's all I think. I went to best buy three times today. I am going
back again tomorrow. exchanges and returns. best buy is about one
hundred trillion billion times better than compusa but that doesn't
say much because compusa is easily the worst store in america (not
including radio shack because radio shack is beyond comparison,
it is so bad).
10-23-00
things
I want to do/try/play
-softball
-sailing/boating
-bungee jumping
-sky diving
-soccer
-skiing
-snowboarding
-white water rafting
-scuba diving
10-21-00
DVDs
I currently own
-annie hall
-high fidelity
-three kings
-jeff buckley
-office space
-big lebowski
not so good.
I wish they were free. sigh.
10-12-00
an
sampling of email subject lines from celeste
-peanut butter nipples
-penis envy
-this farts for you
-I dont want gentleman to prefer me!
-you can suck my butthole!!!
-jesus wants to smell my feet
-Blink182 is a pretty good band...I hate to admit!
dude. that's
all I can find right now but I have tons more. they crack me up.
she's a freaking nutball.
10-06-00
things
I bought at the store today (new list just for marianne)
-archway old fashioned molasses cookies
-tropicana orange juice with calcium (AND NO PULP!)
-granny smith green apples (3)
-large salad from salad bar
-glamour magazine
-red potatoes (3)
-lactaid 100% fat free milk
-vaseline
-jug of water
-arm & hammer carpet stuff
-rice krispies treats (caramel and chocolate)
-bananas (4)
-four cans of bumblebee tuna
-18 cans of friskies shredded cat food
-Johnson & Johnson baby wash
-Johnson & Johnson baby lotion
-johnson & johnson baby shampoo (I want to smell like a baby)
10-06-00
last
ten songs on my MP3 playlist right now:
-fretless
by rem
-everlong by foo fighters
-my name is jonas by weezer
-old apartment by barenaked ladies
-root down by beastie boys
-fresh chives by fez
-power of goodbye by madonna
-sure shot by beastie boys
-i am superman by rem
-she don't use jelly by the flaming lips
current
song while I type up this list:
-toronto 4 by tragically hip
09-29-00
top
six things I always forget:
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-
-
-
-
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see, get
it? the top six things I always forget are all blank because I've
FORGOTTEN THEM! because they are the top six things I always forget.
because I'm so forgetful.
09-28-00
jared's
CDs in his desk drawer at work:
-beck. odelay
-lemonheads. it's a shame about ray. come on feel the lemonheads.
car button cloth
-fountains of wayne. self-titled. utopia parkway
-red house painters. retropective
-curve. doppleganger
-sugarcubes. stick around for joy
-dj shadow. endtroducing. preemptive strike
-wilco. summerteeth. mermaid avenue vol II
-belly. king
-liz phair. exile in guyville. whip-smart
-new order. substance. technique
-old 97s. fight songs
-muse. showbiz
-letters to cleo. aurora gory alice
-semisonic. feeling strangely fine
-ween. 12 golden country greats
-the innocence mission. glow
-my bloody valentine. glider
-beastie boys. anthology
-reel big fish. turn the radio off
-the stone roses. self-titled
-bjork. homogenic
-son volt. straightaways
-aimee mann. ultimate collection
-the folk implosion. one part lullaby
-alex chilton. cliches
-jeff buckley. sketches
-frente. shape
-julianna hatfield. only everything
jared likes
cool music. for the most part.
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