why video game makers suck

A new video game came out yesterday that interested me. I bought it today. The game is brand new. It was just released yesterday. As in Tuesday. And I bought it today. As in Wednesday.

I’m all excited for it, so after finally getting the kids to bed and gordon off to hockey, I put the disc in to play, some nice quiet time to myself to WHATEVER I WANT. It happens so rarely.

But do I get to play? Nooooo. Cause now I have to sit and wait for over 45 minutes for it to download an update.

That’s right. A fucking update. The game is unable to be played until this update is installed. The lousy thing came out only YESTERDAY and already there is an update? An update so dire you cannot play the game until it’s installed? aargh.

what a load of hay. by the time the thing is finished doing whatever it’s doing, g will be home and I’ll have to go to bed and the little bit of sunshine I was hoping to inject into my dank dark cave of a life is now gone.

what a load of goddamned hay.

Oh my sweet caroline.

I’m watching the “republican response” to the state of the union address. who picked this Virginia guy? and why did everyone laugh when he said “facebook and twitter”? People are so annoying.

And this guy is a tool. I want to punch him in his doughy white face. I like that they have a black lady there in the background and the asian dude too. “we’re diverse! see?? she’s black! he’s asian! they are on stage with me!!” oohh, and when talking about education for everyone not based on zip code and the camera cuts to a black kid–haha so awesome. his entire “response” is exactly what Obama called an end to: soundbites and playground namecalling. good work, repubs. good work.

who the fuck is this guy? seriously? this is who you pick to “respond”? for reals? and bringing up Scott Brown? tool tool tool.

say something about the damn state of the union not your dumb lame boring rote talking points.

oohhh I loved the reaction shot of all the military guys when obama said he was gonna repeal the don’t ask don’t tell policy this year. it made me supremely happy.

I love you Obama. always and forever.

also I feel the desire to punch pelosi in the face. I don’t know why, her constant blinking that smug grin I don’t know I just wanna punch her sometimes.

all night long I was making fun of everyone standing up every three seconds to clap. it drives me mental. stop standing and stop clapping. it’s okay to just sit quietly and respectfully listen. you’re gonna break your old brittle bones, people. just sit down already.