Move the fuck over lady, for reals.

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I don’t know why everyone has to sit next to me on the train. A million fucking open seats from here to the moon & they always gotta sit rightfuckingnext to me. I know I’m cool but please. I just want space. Even if it’s only on the train. Sit somewhere else, I plead with my dark sad bleeding eyes, but they squeeze their soft squishy ass next to mine anyway, and then i say fuck you motherscratchers and gouge their eyes with my pencil.

Seriously look at the open seats & this woman (next to me) is practically in my lap. And not a woman I’d ever want in my lap.

5 thoughts on “Move the fuck over lady, for reals.

  1. DG

    Would you let Christina Aguilera sit on your lap? Especially if she was a little drunk and all sexed up?

  2. morgan

    now I have a lap – not I don’t have a lap – now I have a lap – not I don’t have a lap – now I have a lap – not I don’t have a lap – now I have a lap – not I don’t have a lap –

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