The headphone situation has grown ever more dire. The earbud of my current crapass pair has pulled away from the phones, as seen in the accompanying photo. Glue will alleviate the problem sure, but I think we can all agree I NEED a new pair. Of course over the holidays I spent the money I’d been saving for my elitist pair. But I shall begin saving anew. Clearly this agression (by my headphones) cannot stand.
- does my son want to have sex with me?
- tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999.