so my fedex boyfriend and I had quite the exchange this morning at the entrance to my building. he was leaving with a handtruck of boxes just as I was arriving. He gallantly held open the door for me and I gallantly held open the door for him. Then he said, “you come first.” and I smiled and said “no, I want you to come first.” but he insisted I come before him, so I did. I should have said “how about we both come at the same time?”
I love him. We’re going to have fedex babies together. He wants round tube babies and I want thick, rectangular ones. We’ll work it out though.
- The better to see you with
- i’ve got a man cold