a nightmare is a dream after all.

So when shecky’s says they’ve got the BEST girl’s night out of the season, they mean it ironically, or like today is opposite day, right? They must.

Because their five hour dream evening sounds like the worst possible evening I could ever imagine. And I have a good imagination. Well, I have an imagination anyway.

I’d rather spend the night with in-laws, sober, watching Matlock, Walker Texas Ranger, or Mama’s Family. Maybe even all three.

Actually, both scenarios sound horrible. I need to start eating cookies and right now to banish these things from my mind. they aren’t real christa, they aren’t real. you don’t have to do any of it. eat your cookies. it’s okay. and never forgot: soylent green is people.

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