It’s official! I am having a boy! a little loafe boy with a little loafe penis and gorgeous amazing christa genes.
Everything is going just swell so far and the baby is healthy and normal and perfect and sweet and I saw his feet and his hands and his thumb and his penis and his heart and his bladder and his brain and his spine and and and and…I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
If I could have an ultrasound every day of my pregnancy, I would. Because it is the most awesome thing in the whole world.
I gotta say, I love being pregnant. I never feel alone. Everywhere I go, my baby is right there with me. I can talk to him and tell him jokes and he always laughs, ALWAYS. And he tells me how warm and comfortable I am inside and he loves to hear me talk and laugh and he is having just so much fun swimming around in me. I feel sorry for you boys, because you don’t get to experience this and no wonder you all hate us and feel so threatened by us! I am beginning to understand. I would be so jealous if I were a boy, so jealous that I couldn’t have a baby.
- My dirty streets.
- Your Assignment.