oh my space, apple of my ire.

I am not sure what’s happened over at myspace.com, but I think it has now become the largest collection of annoying people and ludicrous “homepages” ever. And there is so many annoying people and ludicrous web sites out there, you can just imagine. I am not even kidding when I quote this from the myspace website: We like dogs, we like skateboarding — now here’s a skateboarding dog. As one comment says, “That’s simply epic.”

Oh boy. I don’t even know where to begin with that one. My heart mourns, for the creator of that video, for the writer of that description, for the owner of that comment, for all of humanity.

I think the myspace motto is: “Why say something with mere words when you can use Very Large Generic Graphics, Grating Sound Clips, Copious Amounts of Pictures and the Results of Endless ‘Personality’ Surveys?”

Okay, maybe the myspace motto is “a place for friends” but you say potato and I say “please kill me.”

Also can I say how much it bothers me that I can’t say the word ludicrous now without thinking of that rapper guy ludacris? stupid rappers, they are constantly ruining my life.

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6 thoughts on “oh my space, apple of my ire.

  1. Tiffany

    He was saying (I think), that it would have been funnier had you said “Stupid rappers, they are constantly ruining my vocabulary.”

    Now it’s not funny. At all.

  2. DG

    I picked up the Arcade Fire EP and Boards of Canada “Even Music Wants to Have Children” or something. Arcade Fire? I like them. Boards of Canada, intriguing yet relaxing and has a solid beat at times. I like it. What do you have in the way of something like “Offspring”
    that has more complex melodies and classical overtones? The up beat Arcade songs are something I have in mind but by other unique “todays” Indie musicians…Now dont all answer at once!!!

  3. christa

    vocabulary and vernacular are both funny. but rappers aren’t just ruining my vocabulary and vernacular, they are ruining my entire life!

    they’re all against me, rappers. probably because I’m so dope. or whatever.

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