my new band name:

The Bleeding Vag

Our first single:

“My Plug”

9 thoughts on “my new band name:

  1. Jonathan

    Do you know what a keeper is? I found out earlier this year, and I was totally disgusted.

  2. gina

    oh. just checked out “the keeper” it is kind of like “Instead”. Ick. My favorite part is that I can use my own sterile urine to clean it.

  3. christa Post author

    No one ever likes my band names. it’s very depressing. I came up with it in the car today and loved it immediately. gordon didn’t like it either. I even had a really cool logo imagined out, not at all dirty. but obviously it’s not going to work. sigh. back to the drawing board.

    hey JR, how’d you find out about the keeper? I’m all about being earth-friendly and natural, and I do plenty of icky things that don’t bother me, but I can’t wrap my mind around the keeper. bleeding vaginas don’t gross me out and even the idea of washing my blood out of this weird rubber thing is not totallyadversarial (although using my own sterile urine IS).

    I think the real issue for me is that I’m very lazy. That basically trumps everything else. I’m not about to add an extra step to my already annoying bathroom activies. the keeper would be one more thing that I need to wash and sterlize. screw that. and you know, I’m very very clumsy. I can’t imagine that I would be able to stay mess-free with that thing. I tried Instead once, a long time ago, and it was a horrible nightmare.

    what did woman do before tampons, I wonder.

    poor bleeding vaginas. I feel sorry for them. they get no respect. no respect! I’m sorry vagina!

  4. Tiffany

    “Hey, I’m goin’ to the store, Christa. You want me to pick you up a box of plugs?” –H. Madrid**

    **Morgan said you would find this HILARIOUS.

    p.s. I love your band names. I’d love to play “bleed” guitar.

  5. Marianne

    Women used to weave absorbant vines and roots and shit to create a sort of tampon. Also, they used sea sponges. I’m afraid of the keeper because it looks way too much like a diaphragm which when I tried to use it gave me a yeast infection that I still have nightmares about.

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