here is what’s happening for cjm lately.
-my fattest pair of pants are now snug. woohoo! soon, I shall be the fattest thing to walk the planet. then I’ll be the fattest thing to roll the planet. woohoo!
-bruins get #2 pick in NHL draft yay!
-matt DBAG cooke gets KO’d by a little bitty youngster, from the thrashers no less. greatest day in my life. no, seriously.
-I am going to the following events:
a. bruins playoff home game 1 (monday april 19th)
b. conan o’brien
c. craig ferguson
d. they might be giants FREE on the greenway (next thursday) cause it’s earth day and shit, and if TMBG doesn’t = earth day I don’t know what does.
-apple’s multitasking feature is in the next iphone software release. but will not work on my phone, a 3g. blankety blankers.
-I HAVE THE CUTEST BABY IN THE WORLD. it’s true. visit this link and see for yourself. it’s a high-res video so it’ll take a few minutes to load, but it’s worth it. he’s eating a teething biscuit I gave him. I love him more than any of my other children combined.*
-I work with the coolest ladies in the world.
-all of my pajamas are torn in some manner or another. all of them. what a country. the pair I’m wearing now has been ripping up the leg all night long. which might be kinda sexy if I were at all sexy. but i’m not. so it’s just sad and gross.
-night of a 140 tweets? not that funny.
*I didn’t think I needed to put an asterisk here alerting you to the fact that I do not love one child any more than the other (yes I do) but by the way you’re looking at me, I see that I do. I love each of my offspring in equal amounts (no I don’t, I love baby more).
- My son is just like me
- Spelling dialysis is a pain