well crap it all to hell

okay so they’re finally showing paranormal activity at some theaters here in boston and I am so excited… but how am I supposed to go?!? I have an almost two-week old baby who seems to be permanently attached to my breasts. I can barely go to the bathroom.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS MOVIE?

ARRRRGGGHHHH.

the world hates me. and my baby.

goddamn me and my fertile loins.

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4 thoughts on “well crap it all to hell

  1. Marianne

    I don’t understand what would stop you from nursing him through the whole movie….it’s dark in movie theaters.

  2. Marianne

    Or, at the risk of offending the breast feeding police, you could just leave a bottle for the kid and go see your movie. He won’t be any worse for it, I swear.

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