The latest person to definitely NOT be invited to join my New World Order:
FIFA president Sepp Blatter. He just made the incredibly boneheaded suggestion that women soccer players should wear sexier, more feminine uniforms. “Tighter shorts for example,” he says. Because apparently, the important thing in women’s sports are not their athletic ability, but how they LOOK.
Not only is this dirty old man not invited, but he’s first on the list to be castrated when the time comes. What a chump.
Hey, I know! Let’s drop the idea of uniforms altogether and just make them play naked. They are women after all, so who really cares about their talent. All we want are tits, ass and pussy! Come on Sepp! And forget that whole running around and playing sports thing, too. That’s for men. Let’s just walk them around on the field. Maybe get ’em to make out with each other. Because who wants to watch a bunch of GIRLS play sports unless they are nude, right Sepp?
hmpf. Stupid bastard. Now I am all fired up.
- Theater Rage and Stuff.
- Christmas is Over.