ducking and honking

By christa 11 December, 2008 thursday divinity

iphone is fun stuff. my favorite thing so far about iphone is the auto correct feature. it is mostly right and it saves me from a lot of mistakes and now I’m starting to get annoyed that auto correct isn’t part of everything I do in life.

the best part though the best best part is when I type in fuck, or fucking, or fucked, iphone wants me to say duck, ducking and ducked. “this fucking traffic is ridiculous” I type. and iphone says “no no. this ducking traffic is ridiculous.” and I love it! I love to duck. ducking is awesome. I can duck this and duck that and it is just awesome.

iphone also replaces “think” with honk. because my fat fingers usually type thonk (cause i and o are right next to each other duh). so I’ll type “I thonk that is a completely baseless accusation and I have no problems saying so.” iphone disagrees. iphone says, “I honk that is a completely baseless accusation and I have no problems saying so.”

it’s very accurate, iphone. I don’t think. I honk. I honk and I duck.

iphone makes me laugh. I am smitten with iphone.

3 thoughts on “ducking and honking”

  1. morgan

    yeah the apple telephone is pretty awesome. I like it quite a bit. It’s officially not a status symbol anymore though… old ladies have them now.

    things I do with my iTelephone:
    VNC into my home computer
    get my gmail and my work mail
    record song ideas (multi-track)
    stream my recorded TV shows/music collection from home
    and of course… listen to music, maps, weather, pictures, facebook, twitter, myspace, games, web surfing… and, oh yeah… it’s a telephone. Best phone I’ve owned… and I’ve owned a LOT of smartphones.